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3 guy jookes
3 guys, a newfy, a frenchman, & an englishman were taken for hostage. They had to walk to the edge of a cliff and say the name of a bird. If they did this they would turn into the bird when they jumped off. The englishman went first. "Owl" he yelled and then jumped off. He turned into an owl. The frenchman went next. "Eagle" he called and then jumped off. He turned into an eagle. The Newfy was last. "Penguin!" he yelled. He jumped off and fell to the ground.3 guys, a newfy, a frenchman, & an englishman were taken for hostage. They had to go to the end of a cliff and yell what they had always wanted.The englishman went first. "Money!" he yelled and he fell in a pile of money. The frenchman was second. He yelled, "Chocolate!" and he fell in a pile of chocolate. The newfy was last. While he was running, he tripped over a rock and yelled,"Shit!" and he fell in a pile of cow shit. 3 guys, a guy from newfoundland, from New Brunswick & a guy from Nova Scotia.They were on their on their holiday in Las Vegas and they were checking into their hotel. One of them hear someoone say "Were giving out tickets to go see the Bob Barker show.('The Price is Right')And of course they get picked to be contestants. Bob Barker has to ask them one question "You have to give me the last word of this sentence and spell it." The sentence was 'Old Mc Donald had a little what' The guy from New Brunswick went first. He said "Old Mc donald had a boat, B-o-a-t." and Bob said "Im sorry that's wrong." The guy from Nova Scotia went 2nd. He said "Old Mc Donald had a House, H-o-u-s-e." And Bob said "Im sorry that's wrong." The Newfy was jumping up and down!! He started to yell I know it, I know it!! So Bob said" Are you ready?" The Newfy says "Yes, yes , yes!!! He said "Old Mc Donald Has a farm!!" "And spell it" Ei, ei,o!
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